I can't tell you how much I love my next best favorite movie: "A Dirty Shame" -- John Water's latest escapade into the realm of white trash humor.  My favorite quotes from this movie:

"I've got a hard-on of gold and my tongue is on fire!"

"Let's go sex-ing!"

"Come back to the penis where you belong!"

"Hello, my name is Sylvia Stickles and my clitoris is in crisis."

"Ma'm, my name is Ray Ray and I'm here to service you..."

You won't see another movie quite like this one, folks.  Where else are you going to see a mother and daughter chat about fucking an entire biker bar, a landscape of lusty trees and bushes, perverts taking over a neighborhood like the living dead, squirrels getting it on, and Johnny Knoxville starring as a supernatural sex healer named Ray Ray?  Plus after seeing Chris Isaak half butt naked on a toilet, I realized that the man is pretty damn hot.

I wanted to see this movie in the theatre last year, but because of its NC-17 rating and raunchy subject material, it would've been a snow day in Hell before it would be screened in Stevens Point.  The funny thing is, this movie wasn't as bad as some of the movies that have been released as rated R.  I mean there is literally no actual sex taking place in the movie!  Oh, well.  In any case, if you love this kind of humor, you'll dig this flick.  I rented it last night and it's going to be returned late to the video store because I'm going to watch it again tonight!  I'm terrible like that... 

Oh, and if you're a John Waters fan like I am, you'll be interested to know that Cry Baby -- the Director's Cut just got released on DVD this week, too.