1.  What is the strangest thing or who is the strangest famous person that for some reason or other turns you on?

I have to admit that Crispin Glover has sex appeal.  There's just something about him that suggests sexiness to me, yet I look at him and he really isn't an average kind of guy that I would call a "hunk."  The other thing that turns me on is lipgloss of all things!  There's something really sensual about applying something slick and shiney on your lips...

2.  What's the funniest, most embarassing moment you've ever had happen during sex?

I was going down on a guy and just before he came I took a deep breath and accidentally, literally inhaled his man-juice!!!  We both start laughing so hard I could barely breathe.  So, yeah, I can honestly say I not only suck and swallow, I've also INHALED!  However, I don't recommend it.  It stung the sinuses.

3.  Pretend for a moment that you are a stand-up comedian.  What funniest/weirdest aspect(s) of your life, family, home, or job that would harp on in your comedy routine?

Romantic and sexual relationships interspersed with extreme bouts of cussing.  Mainly because I've had some pretty fucked up experiences and I'm no where near closer to understanding other people. 

Like, for instance, why is it that for some reason I'm the girl who'll treat her guy like he's some kind of Prince -- I mean I'm giving the guy head every night and yet it's not enough to keep him interested.  He goes for the anorexic chic next door who refuses to have sex with him.  He feels the need to take care of her.  Isn't she cute throwing up like that?  Oh, yeah, but what about taking care of the woman who takes care of you, if you know what I mean?  What is up with that?  Take my ex-fiance for example, after we dump each other (I dumped him because he liked to order me around, he dumped me because he couldn't figure out why I should have a problem with that... "Gee, honey, all I did was tell you to have four kids for me!"  Hey, it's my body and ain't no way I'm carrying some brat the size of a watermelon in my uterus four times, let alone once) he goes and joins several different dating services and then starts dating up to five women all at once.  What was he thinking?!  I think the fucker was playing "girlfriend lottery" -- thinking he's gonna up his chances at finding "the one" if he broadens the field! 

4.  What is your biggest pet peeve?

People who package bullshit in the wrapping of "truth."  You know the types out there.  They even buy into their own crap.  In the small town I live in there's a group of supernatural enthusiasts and all of them claim to be a) abducted by aliens b) live in a haunted house or c) have convinced themselves that they get possessed by spirits they have contacted via Quija boards.  I have worked as a professional psychic reader and have participated in scientific investigations of supposedly haunted places.  I don't claim to know it all nor can I explain the mysteries of the universe and I'm as skeptical as you might not expect (considering my supplemental part time job as a reader).  Yet I am so tired of ignorant people -- and that goes not just for the SP geeks, it goes for all stupid people.  I hate switching on the news and listening to people's bullshit.  I think everyone out there who wants to be on television should take a course on public speaking and brush up on reality.